About Crusher
- Crusher
- Look, Crusher is a crusher. Crusher crushes things. If Crusher crushes something of yours, don't take it personally. It's just what Crusher does. Unless Crusher says, "Crusher is crushing this," at which point Crusher will brandish or point to or lift an eyebrow at or otherwise indicate what Crusher is referring to, "precisely and only because it is yours." Then you should take the fact of Crusher crushing something of yours (at least one thing, but possibly more) personally.
Crusher's Counter. It Counts Things While Crusher Crushes Things.
See? Crusher Told You About Crusher's Crushings
See? You Should Not Doubt Crusher On These Things
(Novelist/Tool with a pipe)
1 comment:
Hey, that was me at 9:52 this morning, standing in the middle of my boss' office. I look cute today.
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